Jokes

• Where do bees go to the bathroom at? 
• (BP Station)
• Why do elephants paint their toenails red? 
• (So they can hide in cherry trees!
  ...pause...
  Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
  ...pause...
  It must be working!!!)
• What is it called when Batman leaves church early? 
• (Christian Bale)
• How do you make holy water? 
• (Boil the HELL out if it!)
• Why does everyone hate Dracula? 
• (He is a pain in the neck!)
• How to kill a blonde? 
• (Scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool)
• How to kill a one armed blond hanging from a tree? 
• (Wave)
• What do you call a cow with two legs? 
• (Lean beef)
• Why don't you take a Pokemon to the bathroom with you? 
• (They'll Pikachu)
• How do you get Pikachu on a bus? 
• (You Pokemon)
• Do you know how the hipster burned his mouth on his coffee? 
• (He drank it before it was cool)
• Why did the mermaid wear seashells? 
• (She grew out of her B-shells)
• Why can't you hear pterodactyl go to the bathroom? 
• (The p is silent)
• How does Moses make coffee? 
• (Hebrews it)
• Why didn't the TP cross the road? 
• (It got stuck in a crack)
• How do you wake up Lady Gaga? 
• (Poker face)
• What kind of bee has milk? 
• (A BOO bee)
• Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? 
• (It runs in your jeans)
• Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? 
• (Dr. Dre)
• Where did the king hide his armies? 
• (Up his sleevies)
• Atheism is a non-prophet organization
• (Get it?!)
• 16 sodium atoms go into a bar - who comes in next? 
• (NaNaNaNa...BATMAN!)
• Do you know why there is no gambling in Africa? 
• (There are too many cheetahs!)
• Did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? 
• (Neither did she!)
• What did the baby corn ask the momma corn? 
• (Where is POPcorn?)
• What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? 
• (A pharmacist!)
• Why was the cucumber blushing? 
• (He saw the salad dressing!)
• Why aren't elephants allowed on the beach? 
• (They can't keep their trunks up!)
• Knowledge is knowing Tomato is a fruit.
  Wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad.
  Philosophy is wondering if ketchup is a smoothie.
  
• How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? 
• (You look for fresh prints)