After extensive scientific review, we have discovered another pattern, with the help of Anneli, that helps Grant expand the candidate list in his search for a wife.
It has long been observed by HardyHome hall walkers, that something is missing in the family birthday chart. And it had long been supposed that the vacancies in March and April meant that Grant and Jon’s future brides would have been born in those months. But Anneli has proven that theory needs to be refined.
With an understanding of the rules of name-plaque hanging, one will observe that Anneli’s plaque, with her birthday on July 17th, will placed above Sam’s. (Note the ascending birthday date numeric sequence that descends the rope for each of the months.) This provides another new, and potentially more useful pattern for identifying Grant’s future bride.
Note that adult children (including children-in-law) assume the first order position in each of the months. Grandchildren are only in the first order position if there is no adult child with a birthdate in that month.
All of this leads to the conclusion that Grant’s future bride was likely born in one of the following date ranges:
January 1-13
February 1-2
March 1-31
April 1-30
December 1
This revolutionary discovery increases by approximately 25% the potential birthdates for Grant to consider in his search.
Anneli, Grant thanks you. We all thank you.
Names and phone numbers of candidates who meet these and the other important qualifications should be sent directly to Grant.
—Anonymous (aka: David Hardy)
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